I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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