i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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