ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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