i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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