Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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