What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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