is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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