I'm drive I can fine osifer
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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