Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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