We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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