Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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