Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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