I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I look better un-naked...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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