the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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