shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
ugly people sure do ruin things
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Come on in and take your pants off
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