remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
then he tried to convert me to islam
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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