Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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