Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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