David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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