Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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