Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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