I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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