He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Randomize