I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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