let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wish my penis had a tongue
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I understand Curling. That high.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
