I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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