And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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