Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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