Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
dude. I can hear the air.
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