You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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