why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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