The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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