ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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