if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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