Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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