I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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