So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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