just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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