I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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