Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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