Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
of course. lets lasso hookers.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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