How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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