No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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