This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
i out mim tonsoeep
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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