I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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