it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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