i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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