Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he thought i was a dude.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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