I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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