That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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