ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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