omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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