If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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