Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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